Identity revealed

Here's a final conundrum.

Why did I pick Iota Manhattan as my blog-writing name?

Aha! I can help you with that one. It's an anagram of my maiden name. When I was about 14 or 15, one wet lunch break, stuck in the classroom, I and a friend or two or three occupied ourselves by making up anagrams of the names of people in our class. (I know, I know, most teenage girls talk about boys and make-up. I and my friends made up anagrams. What can I say?) I thought Iota Manhattan was so fabulous, I said "if I ever write something, I'll use it as my pen-name", and so I have.

Apart from my own, my favourite anagram name was Helga R. Cespit. Honestly. I can't give you the original name, in case she googles herself and lands here. I'm not sure we ever told her...

Iota is the Greek letter 'I', of course, so it's very apt for a writing persona. Manhattan gives an American flavour, appropriate now in a way that I could never have foreseen as my teenage self. I do also enjoy a secret ironic chuckle because, as you probably have realised, my location, though American for sure, is a pretty long way, geographically and culturally, from Sarah Jessica Parker territory.

I'm not going to respond to any guesses in the comments section, by the way. I'm not revealing my real name, maiden or married, on the blog. If you're a puzzle-fiend, and you want to have a guess, you can email me and I'll tell you if you've got it right.

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Conundrums: part 3

I think Husband might need some help with this one.

I have just finished a telephone conversation with him, and when I put the phone down, I remembered that at one point I had said:

"You're just listening to what I'm saying, and you're not listening at all to what I want to say. And it's not the same thing. And I don't even know what I want to say."

Sometimes I'm so glad I'm not married to me.

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Conundrums: part 2

Short of things to ponder? Here are a couple more.

1) If you add white to blue, you get light blue.

If you add white to green, you get light green.

That works for most colours, but...

If you add white to red, you get pink.

Why isn't pink called light red? Why don't the other light colours have their own names?

2) Once the human race had discovered toast and jam, why did we bother looking for any other foodstuffs? The only way was down.

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Conundrums: part 1

Here are a couple of things to ponder in an idle moment.

1) Is there a waist fairy? I used to have a waist, and now I don't so much, so who took it? And if there's a waist fairy, why didn't I get a silver sixpence in an egg cup by the side of my bed?

2) Is the plural of conundrum, conundra, or is that just pretentious?

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