Those little flecks are yummy chives.
The quiche is for an indoor picnic we're going to tomorrow evening. We're on a jolly table of excellent bods, and our theme is "The Great Gatsby". Cue flapper dress, headband, feather, and shoes which were half price in Sainsbury's earlier this week and look very 1920s. I love those shoes so much I think I might have to adopt them and make them joint beneficiaries in my will with my existing three children.
Bit of a stressful evening, Bloggy Friends. Our realtor was going to closing (that's the terminology) on our house today at 10.00am Midwest time, ie 4.00pm BST. There were a couple of emails from her. One was asking where the garage openers were (clicker things, a bit like tv remotes, that you open your automatic garage door with - and just why is it, exactly, that Britain hasn't caught on to automatic garage doors? I suppose it's because we use our garages for storage and leave our cars outside them, so we're not opening the doors on a several times daily basis.) Anyway, where was I? Ah yes. Two emails from the realtor. Well, I knew where the garage openers were, so that was ok. Phew. In a kitchen drawer. The second email, however, was a little more problematic. And I quote:
"One thing that I just found out about: Last night there was some hail. They are getting a roofer to look at it. I don't believe it was large enough to cause damage but I will let you know. If there is damage we would need to possibly call your insurance. I will let you know."
Well now, if that doesn't warm the heart of anyone on the brink of selling their house, I don't know what does. Actually, I do know what does. It's another email saying that they've had a roofer out, and he has given the roof a clean bill of health. The roof, incidentally, was brand new last June, because there was a hail storm seven weeks before we were leaving the country that caused so much damage that we had to have the house completely re-roofed. No mean feat to get that little baby sorted in seven weeks, I tell you. Especially as we spent the first one or two in denial and didn't even get anyone round to assess the roof damage because we couldn't face having to deal with the consequences. Sometimes I think I should go on "The Apprentice" - piece of cake, what those young bloods have to achieve, compared to moving continents.
So who knows what is happening regarding our house sale, except the money has gone into our bank account, so I guess either (a) all is well and those fabulous buyers have themselves a new house with an undamaged roof on it, or (b) the sale has stalled, but the title company set up the bank transfer in advance of closing, and couldn't stop the money going through. (a) would be best, but I'll take (b), because who the heck needs confirmation of a house sale when they are able to cook a smoked haddock quiche which LOOKS JUST LIKE THE PICTURE IN THE RECIPE?
Amen
PS I haven't forgotten that I need to report back from last week-end's camping trip.
PPS Can you have a PS after an Amen?
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Yikes. Lots of yikeses at the mo. Let this be and end to all things house move stress related, and a start to recipes looking like the picture in the book.
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PS I don't see why not. Esp as God surely bigger than and outside such earthly concepts as time.
J'ph xx
Where to begin? Quiche - looks delish and I'd like photos and a complete account of this indoor picnic malarkey. House - fingers crossed for b, or maybe better still c, the transfer of $$ is a mistake but you are now proud owners of cash and a US house! No, that would be very wrong, I'll hope for B! Camping - I have been waiting and waiting and waiting for your report please spill the details immediately!
ReplyDeleteI'm most impressed that you know where the garage remotes are. That's the sort of small gadget that gets lost in the twinkling of an eye.
ReplyDeleteHope the roof is okay, glad you got da money!
The quiche looks really tasty. I like making kedgeree with smoked haddock meself, but I'm sure the quiche will go down really well at the picnic and be much easier to eat!
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You sound a little stressed, discombobulated and hassled Iota. Just focus on those shoes, and bask in the reflected glory of a picture perfect quiche amidst friends and a new Scottish social life........:o)
ReplyDeleteHope the roof is OK - my fingers are crossed for you. We had a hailstorm here last year that damaged ALL the cars parked outside at The Doctor's workplace - luckily he had parked in an underground garage. You will be breathing a huge sigh of relief when that sale goes through. I agree about the Apprentice - they should try moving countries with two children and nowhere to live the other end!
ReplyDeleteMy mother has a remote for her garage - but hardly ever uses it as she leaves the car in the drive!
ReplyDeleteI wish my kids liked quiche more because they're quite easy to make, and yummy.
I'm well impressed at your ability to remember where the garage remotes were. We moved back home with one of our car keys. The car has since been sold and is still in Australia as far as we know. The key has taken up a home on a shelf in Canada along with change jar that was accidentally packed by highly efficient packers. The joys of moving. At least you have quiche :) And Amen is rarely ever the end.
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The quiche sounds delicious. Fingers crossed that the money is in the bank because the house has happy new owners.
ReplyDeleteWas rather hoping for the report on the camping actually, but the quiche does look very nice too.
ReplyDelete"We're on a jolly table of excellent bods"
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I have never, ever, made anything that looks just like the picture in the book. Ever. I am really impressed! Much sympathy to you in getting the international house sale sorted - hope the transfer was not a mistake and you're done with that chapter. We're in the process of finding a new place ourselves right now - if we can't find one, we'll be packing up and making an international move ourselves...nothing like a short, high-pressure deadline to make things more interesting, eh?
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to hear about the Gatsby picnic - hope you'll have photos!
Recipe please!
ReplyDeleteAnd now I want quiche for lunch. But I have ryvita and cheese. Ah well... Hope it tasted as good as it looks! x
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